): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Never underestimate the power of titties
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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