So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
