I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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