dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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