What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
