lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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