Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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