Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I've blown a few things in my day
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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