real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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