she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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