He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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