I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
