return my video game
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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