On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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