I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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