is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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