We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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