You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
