DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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