so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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