Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I came so hard my ears popped.
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