he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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