my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Don't make out with my wife yet
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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