I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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