Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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