That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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