well most of my day revolves around power hour
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
