Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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