She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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