Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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