I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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