I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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