areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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