dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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