who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
did you just send me my own nude
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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