so that wasnt chicken after all
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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