I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
