At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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