Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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