Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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