Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Gay?
German.
Pity.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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