But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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