so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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