shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I intend to get homeless drunk
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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