what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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