Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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