I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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