She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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