i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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