Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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