Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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