Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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