Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
