I swear she didn't look like that last week.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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