i just google imaged poop.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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