ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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