love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
